CPAFC

Player Profiles.

ATIF KHAN

1. Name - Atif Khan
2. Squad Number - 1
3. Date of Birth - 31/10/1980
4. Height - 5'9
5. Weight - 12.5
6. Shoe Size - 10
7. Favourite Team (not CPAFC) - Manchester United
8. Favourite Player (not Kennedy!!!) - Peter Schmeicel
9.Favourite Ferdinand - Franz
10.Favourite Neville - Neville
11. Favourite Food - Hot and Spicy Chicken Burgers ( Fresh fillet not the processed crap)
12. Favourite Drink - Tropicana
13. Favourite Sweet - Fruit Chews
14. Favourite Song - Chaka Khan
15. Favourite Film - White Chicks
16. Favourite Car - Aston Martin Vanquish
17. Favourite Place - Crimea (Ukraine)
18. Who would win a fight between a Lion and a Tiger - Lion
19. GCSE (O' Level) Mathematics grade obtained - C (Lucky c)
20. Favourite Saying -B*tch Faced Punk Ass Wh*re
21. Favourite website- http://www.bondmodels.com/models/men/simonbinns.htm

NEIL LANGDALE

1. Name - Neil Langdale
2. Squad Number - 2
3. Date of Birth - 30/03/1986
4. Height - 5' 11
5. Weight - 16st
6. Shoe Size - 11
7. Favourite Team (not CPAFC) - Newcastle
8. Favourite Player (not Kennedy!!!) - Shearer
9.Favourite Ferdinand - les
10.Favourite Neville - Gary
11. Favourite Food - Curry
12. Favourite Drink - Coke
13. Favourite Sweet - Sour Cherrys
14. Favourite Song - YMCA
15. Favourite Film - Airplane
16. Favourite Car - Range Rover Vogue
17. Favourite Place - Goals
18. Who would win a fight between a Lion and a Tiger - Lion
19. GCSE (O' Level) Mathematics grade obtained - A
20. Favorite Website- http://www.bondmodels.com/models/men/simonbinns.htm

Shaun Somo

1. Name - Shaun "Twinkle Toes" Somo
2. Squad Number - 3
3. Date of Birth - 17/04/1981
4. Height - 5'4"
5. Weight - 78 Kg (Don't know in stones)
6. Shoe Size - 10
7. Favourite Team (not CPAFC) - Kaizer Chiefs (South Africa) Barcelona (Spain) *In case you did not know.
8. Favourite Player (not Kennedy!!!) - Besides myself. Kaka (Not pooh).
9.Favourite Ferdinand - Franz.
10.Favourite Neville - Gary.
11. Favourite Food - Lasagne.
12. Favourite Drink - Dr. Pepper
13. Favourite Sweet - M & M's
14. Favourite Song - Changes - Tupac Amaru Shakur
15. Favourite Film - Ray
16. Favourite Car - Chrysler 300
17. Favourite Place - Goals
18. Who would win a fight between a Lion and a Tiger - Tiger
19. GCSE (O' Level) Mathematics grade obtained - Not applicable.
20. Favourite Saying - 'I am what I am! You can like it or love it!'

Kris D Long

1. Name - Kris "captain fantastic" Long
2. Squad Number - 4
3. Date of Birth - 8/5/1979
4. Height - 5'8' ish
5. Weight - erm depends if im having a fat week, between 13.5 and 14 stone
6. Shoe Size - 10
7. Favourite Team (not CPAFC) - the A-Team
8. Favourite Player (not Kennedy!!!) - ted sheringham
9.Favourite Ferdinand - noneof them
10.Favourite Neville - there all poo
11. Favourite Food - I like it all (see answer to question 5)
12. Favourite Drink - dandellion and burdock for the win!!!
13. Favourite Sweet - not a big sweet fan, but drifters are tasty
14. Favourite Song - none of this new age mumbo jumbo , anythiing from the early 90's with a big piano tuney running through it
15. Favourite Film - thats a toughy . The lost boys probably , best line "i cant beleive it , my own brother, a god damn shit sucking vampire". Also Bad boys. that rocks too
16. Favourite Car - lambourghini murcielago
17. Favourite Place - in bed
18. Who would win a fight between a Lion and a Tiger -Lion
19. GCSE (O' Level) Mathematics grade obtained -8 of them , 3 b and above rest c and above (except french which i refused to learn cos they all speak english)
20. Favourite Saying - "Computer says no" :)

DANNY CASSIDY

1. Name - Danny Cassidy
2. Squad Number - 5
3. Date of Birth - 01/07/85
4. Height - 5' 11
5. Weight - 11 stone (12 stone if I'm being honest)
6. Shoe Size - 8
7. Favourite Team (not CPAFC) - Leeds United
8. Favourite Player (not Kennedy!!!) - Tony Yeboah
9.Favourite Ferdinand - Ferdinand de Saussure (The Swiss linguist)
10.Favourite Neville - Chambelain
11. Favourite Food - Chicken Tikka
12. Favourite Drink - Lucozade Sport (original)
13. Favourite Sweet - Haribo star mix
14. Favourite Song - Goo Goo Dolls- Iris
15. Favourite Film - Shawshank Redemption/ Fight Club/ Raging Bull/ TaxiDriver/ Memento / Casino
16. Favourite Car - Chitti Chitti Bang Bang (has anyone said Stephen?)
17. Favourite Place - New Farnley (the Milan of the North!)
18. Who would win a fight between a Lion and a Tiger - Lion
19. GCSE (O' Level) Mathematics grade obtained - C
20. Favourite Saying - 'If they're old enough to stand up they're old enough to lay down!"
21. Favourite website- http://www.bondmodels.com/models/men/simonbinns.htm

RAJ PANESAR

1. Name - Raj Panesar
2. Squad Number - 6
3. Date of Birth - 12/09/1975
4. Height - 5' 10
5. Weight - 12 stone
6. Shoe Size - 7
7. Favourite Team (not CPAFC) - Leeds United
8. Favourite Player (not Kennedy!!!) - Lucas radebe (even though I caught him eyeing up my missus in Leeds)
9.Favourite Ferdinand - les
10.Favourite Neville - megaw
11. Favourite Food - curry
12. Favourite Drink - asahi (japanese rice beer)
13. Favourite Sweet - whole nut
14. Favourite Song - too shy shy (kajagoogoo)
15. Favourite Film - elf
16. Favourite Car - imola red bmw 320d sport 05 plate (e46)
17. Favourite Place - Leeds!!! come onnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!
18. Who would win a fight between a Lion and a Tiger - tiger
19. GCSE (O' Level) Mathematics grade obtained - B
20. Favourite Saying - 'if football was to be played in the air, god would have made the sky from grass'

JAMES CAVES

1. Name - James Caves
2. Squad Number - 7
3. Date of Birth - 01/05/1983
4. Height - 5' 9
5. Weight - 12st 10
6. Shoe Size - 9
7. Favourite Team (not CPAFC) - Newcastle United
8. Favourite Player (not Kennedy!!!) - David Beckham
9.Favourite Ferdinand - Franz
10.Favourite Neville - Megaw
11. Favourite Food - Christmas Dinner
12. Favourite Drink - Vodka and Coke
13. Favourite Sweet - Haribo Star Mix
14. Favourite Song - N-Trance - 'Set You Free'
15. Favourite Film - Jurassic Park
16. Favourite Car - Porsche Boxter
17. Favourite Place - Leeds
18. Who would win a fight between a Lion and a Tiger - Lion
19. GCSE (O' Level) Mathematics grade obtained - A
20. Favourite Saying - 'Whats the point of living if you can't feel alive'

SIMON BINNS

1. Name - Simon Binns
2. Squad Number - 8
3. Date of Birth - 23/12/1982
4. Height - 5' 10 and a half!!!!
5. Weight - 11 stone
6. Shoe Size - 10.5
7. Favourite Team (not CPAFC) - ERM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
8. Favourite Player (not Kennedy!!!) - Georgie Best!!!!
9.Favourite Ferdinand - Franz
10.Favourite Neville - Neither
11. Favourite Food - Thai or Mexican
12. Favourite Drink - Dr. Pepper.....the secret to my outstanding performances!!!!
13. Favourite Sweet - Wine Gums (Maynards no cheap tatt!)
14. Favourite Song - Too many to choose from! Ask James...he cant stand my music!
15. Favourite Film - Boon Dock Saints
16. Favourite Car - 76' Dodge Charger
17. Favourite Place - My Bed (preferrably not alone!)
18. Who would win a fight between a Lion and a Tiger - Tiger
19. GCSE (O' Level) Mathematics grade obtained - A
20. Favourite Saying - Keep Smiling :o)
21. Favorite Website- http://www.bondmodels.com/models/men/simonbinns.htm

JIM BOORMAN

1. Name - Jim Boorman
2. Squad Number - 9
3. Date of Birth - 07/06/1980
4. Height - 6'
5. Weight - 12st
6. Shoe Size - 9
7. Favourite Team (not CPAFC) - Spurs
8. Favourite Player (not Kennedy!!!) - Ronaldinho
9.Favourite Ferdinand - Franz Ferdinand
10.Favourite Neville - Tracey Neville (check out the pic @ http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/other_sports/4041009.stm
11. Favourite Food - Meat
12. Favourite Drink - Moet
13. Favourite Sweet - Fizzy cola bottles
14. Favourite Song - Chas & Dave - Victory Song (We're Off to Wembley 'cos we Beat the Arsenal)
15. Favourite Film - Kodak Ultra Gold 400 24-TRI X20
16. Favourite Car - I don't drive
17. Favourite Place - The comfy sofa near the bar
18. Who would win a fight between a Lion and a Tiger - Tiger
19. GCSE (O' Level) Mathematics grade obtained - A
20. Favourite Saying - Exegi monumentum aere perennius
21. Favourite website- http://www.bondmodels.com/models/men/simonbinns.htm

MAHFOOZ AKHTAR

Name: Mahfooz Akhtar
Squad Number:10
Date of Birth:15-11-1978
Height: 6'
Weight: 16 stone a 2 ounces
Shoe Size: 10
Favourite Team: Liverpool FC
Favourite Player: Maradona
Favourite Ferdinand:the one abba sing about
Favourite Neville: Mr Megaw
Favourite Food:Chicken
Favourite drink: Orange
Favorite sweet: chocolate
Favourite song: Fernando by Abba
Favourite Film: Scarface (the remake with AL)
Favourite Car: Bugati
Favourite Place: Amsterdam
Who would win between a tiger and a lion: Tiger
Favourite saying: Kutti!! - you Gandoo pass the ball

SALEEM PATEL

1. Name - Saleem
2. Squad Number - 11
3. Date of Birth – Aug 1976
4. Height – 6 foot
5. Weight - 13st 5lbs
6. Shoe Size - 11
7. Favourite Team (not CPAFC) – FC United Of Manchester
8. Favourite Player – Roy Keane
9.Favourite Ferdinand – Franz
10.Favourite Neville – Neville (for blessing us with Phil & Gary)
11. Favourite Food – Anything with rice.
12. Favourite Drink – Jamaican ginger beer
13. Favourite Sweet – Green TicTacs
14. Favourite Song – South Park - Uncle fu**er
15. Favourite Film – Godfather/Scarface/Goodfellas …you get the point.
16. Favourite Carmen - Electra
17. Favourite Place – The Internet
18. Who would win a fight between a Lion and a Tiger – Whoever started the fight will win. Would you start a fight with a lion/tiger?
19. GCSE (O' Level) Mathematics grade obtained - C
20. Favourite Saying - Mi belly thinks mi throats bin cut (I’m hungry)
21. Favourite website- http://www.bondmodels.com/models/men/simonbinns.htm

PHIL JOHNSON

1. Name - Phil Johnson
2. Squad Number - 14
3. Date of Birth - 13/06/1976
4. Height - 5' 11"
5. Weight - 10st 9
6. Shoe Size - 9
7. Favourite Team (not CPAFC) - Leeds Utd
8. Favourite Player (not Kennedy!!!) - Ronaldinho (just above Tomas Brolin !!)
9.Favourite Ferdinand - Leslie
10.Favourite Neville - Richie (of boyband Five fame)
11. Favourite Food - KF Chicken
12. Favourite Drink - Tennents Super !!
13. Favourite Sweet - Alphabet Letters
14. Favourite Song - "Yorkshire, Yorkshire"
15. Favourite Film - The Sting
16. Favourite Car - Herbie
17. Favourite Place - My bed
18. Who would win a fight between a Lion and a Tiger - Tiger
19. GCSE (O' Level) Mathematics grade obtained - A 20. Favourite Saying - "Only 1 appearance per season"

1. Name – Mat Croft
2. Squad Number - 17
3. Date of Birth – 31/05/1976
4. Height – 5.11’
5. Weight – 12 st
6. Shoe Size - 8
7. Favourite Team (not CPAFC) - Boro
8. Favourite Player (not Kennedy!!!) – Maradonna
9.Favourite Ferdinand - Les
10.Favourite Neville – Neville Neville. Phil and Gary’s Dad…just for comedy name.
11. Favourite Food - Pizza
12. Favourite Drink - Erdinger
13. Favourite Sweet – Midget Gems
14. Favourite Song – KLF Chill Out …its ace.
15. Favourite Film – Escape to victory
16. Favourite Car - Herbie
17. Favourite Place – Wonderful Wonderful Copenhagen
18. Who would win a fight between a Lion and a Tiger – A Lion easily
19. GCSE (O' Level) Mathematics grade obtained - B
20. Favourite Saying – Like a pig up a guinnell….I’ve only heard it said in Yorkshire.

GRAEME KENNEDY

1. Name - Graeme Kennedy
2. Squad Number - 24
3. Date of Birth - 07/04/1979
4. Height - 5' 10
5. Weight - 10st 7
6. Shoe Size - 8
7. Favourite Team (not CPAFC) - Greenock Morton
8. Favourite Player (not Kennedy!!!) - Zinedine Zidane
9.Favourite Ferdinand - Ferdinand Magellan who was the first explorer to circumnavigate the globe
10.Favourite Neville - Neville (has anyone answered Megaw?)
11. Favourite Food - Fish
12. Favourite Drink - Irn Bru!!
13. Favourite Sweet - Flying Saucers
14. Favourite Song - Kanye West - Golddigger
15. Favourite Film - Dumb and Dumber
16. Favourite Car - Peugeot 205, my first car
17. Favourite Place - Las Vegas
18. Who would win a fight between a Lion and a Tiger - Tiger
19. GCSE (O' Level) Mathematics grade obtained - 1 at Scottish Standard Grade, same as GSCE level, B at Scottish Higher, same as A level, B in CSYS and a 2(ii) honours degree.Am i just showing off now?
20. Favourite Saying - Och aye the noo!!

JAMES WOOD

James Wood

1. Name - James Wood
2. Squad Number - 29
3. Date of Birth - 05/08/1976
4. Height - 5'11"
5. Weight - 14 st 3
6. Shoe Size - 9
7. Favourite Team (not CPAFC) - Leeds United
8. Favourite Player (not Kennedy!!!) - John Charles
9.Favourite Ferdinand - Franz
10.Favourite Neville - Longbottom
11. Favourite Food - Cheese
12. Favourite Drink - Baileys and Ice
13. Favourite Sweet - Red Liquorice
14. Favourite Song - Spacecowboy
15. Favourite Film - Lord of the Rings
16. Favourite Car - Audi A6
17. Favourite Place - Australia
18. Who would win a fight between a Lion and a Tiger - Lion (A proven fact!)
19. GCSE (O' Level) Mathematics grade obtained - B
20. Favourite Saying - 'What we do in life echoes in eternity'

JAKE FORD

1. Name - Jake Ford
2. Squad Number - 32
3. Date of Birth - 24/12/1984
4. Height - 6' 0
5. Weight - 10st 6
6. Shoe Size - 9
7. Favourite Team (not CPAFC) - Leeds United
8. Favourite Player (not Kennedy!!!) - Atif Khan
9. Favourite Ferdinand - Les
10.Favourite Neville - Phil
11. Favourite Food - Pasta
12. Favourite Drink - Carlsberg Export
13. Favourite Sweet - Mars bar
14. Favourite Song - Animals
15. Favourite Film - Pulp Fiction
16. Favourite Car - Ford GT
17. Favourite Place - The pub
18. Who would win a fight between a Lion and a Tiger - Lion
19. GCSE (O' Level) Mathematics grade obtained -
20. Favourite Saying - 'Lets see those FUCKIN hands in the air '!!

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